The Unabomber (unabomber) wrote,
The Unabomber
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Don't ever get a fucking flu shot

Someone complained that I have not updated in a while. This is not because I'm lazy, or because this is just a stupid, one-shot side project that is no longer funny, or because I have run out of things interesting to say. Actually, all of those are probably true, but the real reason I never update is because I hate you.

Here's a Michael Jackson joke for you:

Q: What do you get if you watch Michael Jackson get his skull bashed open, Dahmer-style, in prison?

A: An erection.

OK, that's enough for today.

-FC
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